he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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