I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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