Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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