She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm really busy with my period
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