we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
