some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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