Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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