garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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