does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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