I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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