everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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