David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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