Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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