well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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