You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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