i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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