whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
