do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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