Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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