I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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