Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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