god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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