Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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