dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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