My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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