Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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