Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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