just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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