youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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