it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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