is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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