so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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