I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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