party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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