Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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