he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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