right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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