he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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