Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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