these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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