we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Two words: nipple clamps
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