Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ladies don't puke and tell
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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