it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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