Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize