U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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