Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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