found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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