Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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