this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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