You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
they're like a gay fantastic four
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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