so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
