Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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