but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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